Conversations with a two year old

Me:     You don't like your french fries?
Loo:    No, they're yucky. I tried to eat them but I can't. They're yucky, it's under control.
Me:     How's your chicken?
Loo:    It's under control.


Loo:    I am a robot, I'm under control.


Me:     Loo I....
Loo:    AM SUPER GROVER!


Me:     Loo, are you happy?
Loo:    Um, I don't think so.


Me:     Did you know daddy's going away tomorrow?
Loo:    Daddy. Go away. I'll eat you tomorrow.

(we've been reading The Paperbag Princess)


Me:     Loo?
Loo:    Yup.
Me:     I made you pants last night.
Loo:    Yup.
Me:     You wanna see them?
Loo:    Nope.


Wow!
(Loo watching me use a cheese grater)


Mom, I"m hot, I need a sweater, it will make me warm.
(He says this daily, hot means cold to him.)

Mom you taking your head off?
(I was brushing my hair)